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I just remembered that pie mascot (????) Moriarty that if I remember correctly hits other characters with his butt also there was definitely a point where he appeared to stomp on Holmes's balls (leading to me having to seriously wonder: do gnomes even have balls?) is a thing that exists (no I still really don't understand what a 'pie mascot' even is, he's a vaguely human shaped mascot but he's apparently also somehow made of pie???? I DON'T GET IT)

This is still the funniest 'review' of Sherlock Gnomes I've ever seen by the way: “Most days I enjoy my job, and other days I have to watch Sherlock Gnomes, a film in which Johnny Depp does his Jack Sparrow voice to play an anthromorphized ceramic figurine.” 

(Possibly the worst thing about that film though is no matter how awful it is it still hasn't managed to quite supress my masochistic urges to watch Holmes & Watson too, a film I'm sure is also awful but I still do indeed have this bizarre desire to try to track down and watch in order to find out for myself how truly bad it is)